If life is a journey, then 41 year old writer and creative director Steffan Chirazi flips between an Austin Princess and a Ferrari with his 16 year old teenager and 3 year old toddler. I Am Father is a weekly column dedicated to revealing the dry, the witty, the frustrating, the REAL thoughts which go through his mind as his synapses stretch to deal with the teenage brain one second and the toddler brain the next. There are, of course, indescribably wonderful and fluffy little pleasures in it all, but don’t expect to read them here!